Recipe for an Army Wife
1 ½ cups patience
1 lb. adaptability
¾ cup tolerance
1 tsp. courage
A dash of adventure
Combine above ingredients. Add
two tablespoons elbow grease.
Let sit alone for one year.
Marinate frequently with salty tears.
Pour off excess fat and sprinkle ever
so lightly with money. Knead dough
until payday. Season with a lot of
international spices. Bake for 20
years or longer, until done.
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